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Thank you expect to see it on SNL’s upcoming season

i expect nothing less

i have a sketch i’m writing where someone sings this song perfectly on karaoke, but cant sing any normal song that’s in english

oh my god that’s so dumb i love it

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

THIS. SONG. IS. MY. JAM.

RIGHT???

john-egberts-floating-arms:

bitch-youdontknowmylife:

So I was making gingerbread houses with my sisters because we were bored.

Here’s mine:

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Here’s my youngest sister’s:

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And here is our middle sister’s:

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Happy Birthday Jesus!

I know who’s going through their scene phase

bagmilk:

bagmilk:

we know the speed of sound but whats the sound of speed

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oh

99 Luftballoons - Nena

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

zerostatereflex:

Jupiter’s Synchrotron Emission

"Movie made from observations of Jupiter by the radio telescopes of the Very Large Array. Jupiter’s spin axis is offset from its magnetic poles - meaning Jupiter has a "true north" and "magnetic north" like our planet does."

ruinedchildhood:

deleted scenes

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

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black to the fuchsia

oh my god